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THIS IS A CHANGE TO MY LIST FOR 2007!

2. ONCE (John Carney) Two musicians meet on the streets of Dublin, fix a vacuum, write some songs, and become life long friends in a matter of a week. Oscar for Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures (Original Song) - Glen Hansard, Marketa Irglova ("Falling Slowly"). I almost feel I do not deserve to write a movie blog any longer for forgetting this film. Do you like great songwriting? Do you like comedy? Do you like unpretentious love stories? And YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS?! Get out of my face! The relationship between the two main characters is so gorgeous and engaging, and I cannot say enough about the songs. FAVORITE SCENE: The title scene with a slow camera zoom towards Hansard as he sings "Say It to Me Now" on an empty street in Dublin, lit only by an orange lamppost.

Favorites of 2007

So, in my excitement to write my first yearly blog for 2006 last month, I soon realized that I skipped 2007. So now I'm going to do 2007 so that after that I can do 2005, then 2004, and so on. Make sense? Too bad! Just read and enjoy, and let me know how you would've done it differently. Or tell me how everything I have said is perfectly accurate.

10. MY KID COULD PAINT THAT (Amir Bar-Lev) - A glimpse into the life of the world-famous four-year-old artist Marla Olmstead, and her family's struggle to prove that she really does paint her own works. Nomination at Sundance for Best Documentary. Marla is the cutest avant-garde artist ever! I found myself rooting for Marla's artistic integrity (despite her age), but I couldn't get past the strange relationship between her and her artist father. Without giving too much away, the end doesn't leave you with a perfect feeling. Some of the art is really beautiful (for Pollack style art, anyways), and the family dynamic is fun to watch as Marla is praised for work she sees simply as play. FAVORITE SCENE: Marla's younger brother telling the camera about his own artwork, while Marla rubs in the fact that his won't be worth thousands of dollars.

9. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (Ethan Coen, Joel Coen) - A hunter (Josh Brolan) stumbles across a drug deal gone bad and two million dollars, putting Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem), a psychopathic killer, on his tail for the money. Oscars for Best Motion Picture of the Year, Best Achievement in Directing, Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role (Javier Bardem). This is a film that grows on you as you leave the theatre. It can be described as an action-horror-suspense-western-dark comedy, which is just what you'd expect from a Coen Brothers film. The ending will possibly leave a bad feeling in your mouth upon first viewing, but it will make sense once you see it again. The performances by Brolan, Bardem, and Tommy Lee Jones as the sheriff who is always one step behind in the case, are perfect and completely believable. FAVORITE SCENE: The opening scene of Anton choking the deputy with the cuffs on his hands is so intense, it almost feels like a horror movie.

8. RESCUE DAWN (Werner Herzog) - A prisoner of war, during a secret mission in Laos, must escape into the wilderness in order to get away from the atrocities of his holding camp. Bale and Steve Zahn are so fun to watch in this film based somewhat on the true story of fighter pilot Dieter Dengler. It's funny, sad, and completely entertaining. The best war movie since Saving Private Ryan. FAVORITE SCENE: Zahn's character is listing the items he wants in his fridge when he gets home, but keeps getting frustrated because Dengler keeps interrupting him.

7. HOT FUZZ (Edgar Wright) - A London cop (Simon Pegg) is stationed in a small English town where things are not as calm and quiet as they seem... From the guys who brought us the best, not too mention funniest, zombie movie ever made with Shaun of the Dead, comes the best buddy cop movie since Rush Hour 2 (hahaha, oh Chris Tucker, you are too much). Pegg and Nick Frost could get an apartment together, film it, and put it in theatres, and it would be better than half the stuff normally released each year. The dark comedy genre is being kept alive through the comically over-the-top violence found in this British gem. I can't wait to see what these guys do next. FAVORITE SCENE: Frost's character walking into his movie closet to grab some movies to show Pegg's character. "Point Break or Bad Boys II?" "Which one do you think I'll prefer?" "No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?"

6. 3:10 TO YUMA (James Mangold) - Struggling rancher Dan Evans (Christian Bale) is hired to help get charming but dangerous outlaw Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) to the 3:10 to Yuma train before Wade's gang comes to set him free. Nominated for a SAG Award for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture (Bale, Crowe, Peter Fonda, Ben Foster, etc.). The best American Western in years stars an Aussie and a Brit?! Bale and Crowe are great as always, but the breakout performance is the sinister and sassy Ben Foster as Wade's right-hand man. Like a Jack Sparrow for the old west. The action is fun, the dialogue is darkly funny, and the ending scene keeps you on the edge of your seat. FAVORITE SCENE: Ben Wade sinisterly singing "The Arizona Killer" right before he sleeps. I won't explain why for fear of giving too much away.

5. HOT ROD (Akiva Schaffer) - An Evil Knievel style "stuntman" (Andy Samberg)needs to make the jump of his life to raise enough money to pay for a new heart for his step dad (Ian McShane), so that he can beat him up to earn his respect... If that synopsis doesn't sound funny to you, then you shouldn't see this movie. BUT IT'S HILARIOUS! No one went to see it, and it is extremely underrated, but in my book it is up there with classics such as Anchorman and Dumb and Dumber (I am sure I will get crap for saying that). Will Ferrell was the original star of this film, but (thankfully) he backed out. Andy Smaberg is great, and the ensemble cast (Bill Hader, Will Arnett, Danny McBride, etc) throws out line after line of perfect quotes ("Pools are great for holding water." "What's that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?" "It's bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.") FAVORITE SCENE: Rico (McBride) beating up an old man for yelling at them ("I've been drinking green tea all &%$!#$&! day!")

4. HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (David Yates) - While no one at the Ministry of Magic believes that Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) has returned, Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) helps to train his friends in fighting against the dark arts since their new Defense teacher, Dolores Umbridge (Imelda Staunton), is refusing to teach them anything about it and begins to change Hogwarts for the worst. People's Choice Award for Favorite Movie Drama. Maybe the best in the series so far, the Potter saga takes a dark and adult turn as we see the death of a key character and the rise of an enemy. Yates creates a much more harrowing wizarding world and leads the series in a great direction. Hopefully they will continue getting better with time. FAVORITE SCENE: The Weasley twins disrupting the order created under Umbridge's authority by shooting off fireworks and flying around the main hall during an important exam.

3. SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET (Tim Burton) - A horror musical about the legendary Benjamin Barker, aka Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp), who slits the throats of his customers and puts them in Mrs. Lovett's (Helena Bonham Carter) meat pies, ultimately to seek revenge on Judge Turpin (Alan Rickman), who banished Todd from London in order to steal his wife (Laura Michelle Kelly) and daughter (Jayne Wisener). Golden Globes for Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy, Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy (Johnny Depp). Beautiful, scary, and surprisingly engaging, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp hit it right again (after the boring and pointless Charlie and the Chocolate Factory). Depp's and Carter's singing voices are far from perfect, but both fit the role's very well. The supporting cast is obviously more Broadway bound, with gorgeous voices and theatre style projection. The juxtaposition of horrific violence and light-hearted, almost comedic, singing was quite refreshing. Just talking about it makes me want to see it again! FAVORITE SCENE: Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett singing about what different types of people will taste like ("Here's the politician, so oily, it's served with a doily...", "The clergy is really too coarse and too mealy")

2. THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS (Seth Gordon) - A documentary about two grown men competing for the world record score of the classic 1980's Nintendo game Donkey Kong. So, I know this sounds boring, but this is possibly the most intense display of good (Steve Wiebe) versus evil (Billy Mitchell) captured on film since Skywalker and Vader. Seth Gordon and his team went about simply researching the lives of these world record holders of video games, and ended up focusing all their efforts on telling this story of a David going against a Goliath of classic gaming. The backing of Mitchell's disciples against the natural talents of one science teacher dad is so sinister, it doesn't seem real; the fact that it is a documentary makes it all the better. FAVORITE SCENE: Steve and Billy finally being in the same room at a gaming tournament, and the tension that mounts until their first actual encounter.

1. GONE BABY GONE (Ben Affleck) - A Boston tale about a child of a drug runner (Amy Ryan) going missing, and a young detective (Casey Affleck) questioning his own morals and ethical persuasions in order to do what is right for the young girl. Oscar nomination for Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role (Amy Ryan). I am as surprised as you that this was my favorite movie of 2007. I got it from a McDonald's Redbox on a whim, and was glued until the shocking end. Ben Affleck should stay behind the camera, his direction being one of the highlights of the movie and of the year. Morgan Freeman, as the Chief of Police who lost his own child, and Ed Harris, as a morally corrupt officer, give great supporting performances, while Ryan and Affleck give the performances of their young careers. Forget There Will Be Blood. Forget Juno. Forget Norbit. Go get this today! FAVORITE SCENE: Affleck's character questioning a guy in the bar about the mothers whereabouts the night the girl went missing while being harassed by the slum that are regulars at the bar.

RUNNER'S UP:
Ocean's 13, Persepolis, Ratatouille, Lars and the Real Girl, The Host

Movies I Saw in July, 2008

So I only saw three new movies this month, and missed a couple I REALLY wanted to see (Meet Dave, Space Chimps). I wish this blog could be more precise, and I wish I could see some more of the limited release films (Boy A, Baghead), but I will do what I can with what I have.

WANTED (Timur Bekmambetov) ***1/2 - A young man named Wesley (James McAvoy), who is tired of his boring life as an office worker, learns that his dad is a professional assassin who was killed by an opposing group, and now he must avenge his father's death. This was a pleasant surprise for me. The previews made it look really stupid (curving a bullet?) and I heard only negative reviews from my friends (sorry, Katie and Christina), but if you like the idea of the Wachowski Brothers doing a Tarrantino film, then you might actually like this. Morgan Freeman is always the man, and it's fun to see him do an intense role. And my mom loved McAvoy, so what else do you need to know?! My only beef was the magical loom...you just have to see it. FAVORITE SCENE: Wesley hits a guy in the face with a computer keyboard, and the letters fly off the board, along with a tooth, in slow motion, spelling a certain "colorful" phrase...

THE DARK KNIGHT (Christopher Nolan) ****1/2 - The Batman (Christian Bale) must fight an enemy he isn't prepared for in The Joker (Heath Ledger), while James Gordon (Gary Oldman) and new District Attorney Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart) help him to bring down the seemingly untouchable underbelly of Gotham City. What can I say about this superhero masterpiece that you don't already know. This is probably my favorite film of the year so far. It is, without question, the best live-action Batman movie ever made (other than Batman and Robin...hahaha, but seriously, Joel Schumacher, what drugs were you on?). Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox, Michael Caine as Alfred, and Oldman give top notch performances. Nolan's directing is as dark and scary as ever, which is how Batman should be. And, finally, Ledger...it's hard to describe how incredible his portrayal of the best villain ever created is. He is so sinister and believable, it is no wonder that it helped to lead him to his untimely death. Give him the Oscar! FAVORITE SCENE: Hard to choose, but I might have to go with Batman and Joker's confrontation in the interrogation room.

STEP BROTHERS (Adam McKay) ** - Two forty-year-old men (Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly) who still live at home are forced to move in with each other when their single parents decide to get married. Dear Mr. Ferrell, Remember when you were actually funny for an entire movie? I miss those days. Sincerely, The Human Race. I really wanted to like this, and I did like it for the first half hour or so, but eventually I just got bored and sleepy. The writing towards the end seemed to get lazy and didn't live up to the laughs at the beginning (A long fart joke? Really?). FAVORITE SCENE: I did like when Ferrell's character sang for Reilly's character for the first time. I will never hear "Something to Talk About" the same way again.