11/9/09

The Worst Highest Grossing Films Ever, Part 1


Just because a film is a blockbuster doesn't mean it's a good film. It seems that every year, a new, terrible movie (Watchmen) explodes in the box office, while thousands of brilliant ones quietly fall from the marquee (In Bruges). The general population has no idea they've been subversively swindled; they have no idea that Michael Bay or George Lucas has just purloined $7 from their pockets.

This series is an effort to shed light on these block-busting burglars. Starting from the bottom of Box Office Mojo's inflation-adjusted list of Top Grossing Films, I will work towards shedding light on poor script-writing, shoddy acting, and all around piss-poorness. Today, we start with the 94th highest grossing film of all time, Spider-Man 3.

More after the jump!